Lupin III: Part III (TV Series)

Our Papa Is a Thief (1985)

Kiyoshi Kobayashi: Daisuke Jigen

Quotes 

• Inspector Koichi Zenigata : [crying]  I didn't know that thieves with children even existed! On the contrary, I...

  Arsène Lupin III : Don't cry on me, Pops!

  Inspector Koichi Zenigata : Having spent my life chasing this fool, I never even found a wife! I don't even have any darling children! My fate won't allow it!

  Arsène Lupin III : What snapped in Pops?

  Daisuke Jigen : Apparently he wants a family.

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : He's somber at heart.

  Daisuke Jigen : This is our chance to run.

  [They make a break for it] 

  Inspector Koichi Zenigata : I want a wife! I want kids!

• Daisuke Jigen : Hey, you look good in drag.

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : Shut it.

• Daisuke Jigen : [raising his voice to a squawk]  Damn, Lupin! You finally got someone knocked up!