Quotes
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Miss Finster : You're in big trouble this time Detweiler.
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler : What I do?
Miss Finster : Someone unplugged the big freezer, and that someone is you.
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler : But Miss Finster I wasn't anywhere near the big freezer.
Miss Finster : Oh, yeah? Well explain this.
[Shows TJ his shoe with his last name labeled in the sole]
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler : Uh-oh
[Finster drags him to time out]
Miss Finster : Come on, pally. It's the wall for you.
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Hank : It's a disaster! It's a disaster, I say!
Miss Finster : Hank, what's the matter?
Hank : The big freezer's on the fritz.
Miss Finster : [gasps in shock] But that means...
Hank : That's right, the whole semester's supply of ice cream is melting all over the floor, including Principal Prickly's private stash of frozen fudgies.
Miss Finster : Pull yourself together, man! We'll just have to get that ice cream out of there.
Hank : And then what Muriel? You just can't leave 100 gallons of frozen dessert out in the open. By 2:00 we'll have a fudge swirl disaster, the likes of which this school has never seen.
[Grabs Muriel leg]
Hank : Oh,what are we going to do? What are we going to do?
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler : Uh Hank?
[the gang is huddle at the bottom of the stairs]
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler : Perhaps we could be of assistance
