- Miss Finster: You're in big trouble this time Detweiler.
- Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: What I do?
- Miss Finster: Someone unplugged the big freezer, and that someone is you.
- Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: But Miss Finster I wasn't anywhere near the big freezer.
- Miss Finster: Oh, yeah? Well explain this.
- [Shows TJ his shoe with his last name labeled in the sole]
- Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Uh-oh
- [Finster drags him to time out]
- Miss Finster: Come on, pally. It's the wall for you.
- Hank: It's a disaster! It's a disaster, I say!
- Miss Finster: Hank, what's the matter?
- Hank: The big freezer's on the fritz.
- Miss Finster: [gasps in shock] But that means...
- Hank: That's right, the whole semester's supply of ice cream is melting all over the floor, including Principal Prickly's private stash of frozen fudgies.
- Miss Finster: Pull yourself together, man! We'll just have to get that ice cream out of there.
- Hank: And then what Muriel? You just can't leave 100 gallons of frozen dessert out in the open. By 2:00 we'll have a fudge swirl disaster, the likes of which this school has never seen.
- [Grabs Muriel leg]
- Hank: Oh,what are we going to do? What are we going to do?
- Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Uh Hank?
- [the gang is huddle at the bottom of the stairs]
- Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Perhaps we could be of assistance