Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Choreographed (2006)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Olivia Benson : Love's a bitch.
Det. Elliot Stabler : Tell me about it.
Olivia Benson : You know, we've been partners all these years. I don't even know your blood type.
Det. Elliot Stabler : A-postiive.
Olivia Benson : How 'bout that? Me too.
Det. Elliot Stabler : [both enter elevator and turn and face door looking forward in thought] I'd give you a kidney.
Olivia Benson : Not if I gave you mine first.
[elevator doors close]
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Det. Elliot Stabler : [after finding out that their suspect planted a microchip into his wife's body to see if she was cheating on him, which she was] Hmm... The guy invented a "Ho-Jack."
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Det. John Munch : [regarding death threats] That's why none of my four ex-wives ever made good on their threats. There's nothing to inherit.
Det. Elliot Stabler : Except your Warren Commission memorabilia.
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Det. Elliot Stabler : You offering to be my partner?
Capt. Donald Cragen : I'm not your type
[Stabler laughs]
Det. Elliot Stabler : I don't know, maybe I'd have better luck with a guy. All these women keep leaving me.
Capt. Donald Cragen : You may have another chance?
Det. Elliot Stabler : [Stabler turns around to face him, surprised] Dani change her mind?
Capt. Donald Cragen : No. Olivia's back.
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M.E. Melinda Warner : So, you're working this alone?
Det. Elliot Stabler : Yeah.
M.E. Melinda Warner : Where's Detective Beck?
Det. Elliot Stabler : Eh, Dani went back to warrants
M.E. Melinda Warner : You're getting another new partner?
Det. Elliot Stabler : No, they've run out
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Steve : [Det. Stabler is roughing up a suspect with one broken arm in the interview room] Why do you got to be so rough?
Det. Elliot Stabler : Because you still have one arm to break.
Olivia Benson : Yeah, my partner has a real anger management problem. I thought he had it under control. Apparently, I was wrong.
Det. Elliot Stabler : [looks up to Benson who had just returned as his partner after his few weeks partnered up with Danni Beck] I've had a tough couple of weeks.
Olivia Benson : [to the suspect] Seriously. He WILL break your arm.
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Det. Elliot Stabler : How'd you like working alone?
Olivia Benson : I didn't.
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Det. Elliot Stabler : You like to play with needles? You should learn to sterilize them.
Glenn Cheales : What's wrong with her?
Olivia Benson : She's septic. Now start talking.
Glenn Cheales : You don't understand, she has a liver condition.
Olivia Benson : We know all about it, now talk.
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Det. Elliot Stabler : You're out of line, Casey.
A.D.A. Casey Novak : What's your excuse?
Olivia Benson : Are you through with the character assassination?
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Det. John Munch : Technology's made it so much easier to spy on people, family, even strangers.
Det. Elliot Stabler : Not everybody's a snoop.
Det. John Munch : No? Do you use Spyware to find out what sites your kids visit online? Do you?
Det. Elliot Stabler : My kids don't go online unless I know where they're going.
Det. John Munch : Exactly, you call it being a concerned parent, I call it Big Brother.