Corner Gas (TV Series)

Gopher It (2007)

Cavan Cunningham: Fitzy

Quotes 

• [Fitzy has lost his re-election bid] 

  Mayor Fitzy : You're all rubes! Rubes! Well, you won't have old Fitzy to kick around!

  [he gets into his car and tries to start it] 

  Mayor Fitzy : Could someone give me a boost?

• [Hank is in the Mayor's office, pitching his idea] 

  Hank Yarbo : And everyone gets to paint 'em, just like in Toronto with the moose, uh, mooses.

  Mayor Fitzy : You know, of all the ideas I've heard, yours is the first. Let's do it.

  Hank Yarbo : Really?

  Mayor Fitzy : I'm gonna order some big gophers to paint.

  Hank Yarbo : I said prairie dogs! And, and I want 'em to be regular size!

  Karen Pelly : [Karen holds out her hands, a prairie dog's width apart] 

  Karen Pelly : But they'll only be this big!

  Hank Yarbo : That's what I want.

  Mayor Fitzy : Now, how do we keep them from squirming around?

  Davis Quinton : I think they're statues.

  Mayor Fitzy : Good! Problem solved.