Corner Gas (TV Series)

Gopher It (2007)

Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Lacey Burrows : What's this mayor challenge?

  Brent LeRoy : Fitzy's looking for ways to put Dog River on the map.

  Wanda Dollard : Yeah. Whenever election time rolls around, he starts to pretend he cares.

  Hank Yarbo : How can you guys be so cyclical?

  Wanda Dollard : That's cynical.

  Lacey Burrows : Maybe he meant we talk in circles. We do that sometimes.

  Hank Yarbo : Yeah, Wanda. If you weren't so cyclical, you'd know that.

• Hank Yarbo : You know how in Regina they have all those painted pig statues and Toronto has all those painted statues of mooses?

  Wanda Dollard : Moose?

  Hank Yarbo : No, there's more than one.

• Hank Yarbo : You can't sell Corner Gas!

  Wanda Dollard : Yeah, why would you want a huge wad of cash when you can have a gas station with Hank in it?

  Lacey Burrows : This is a big decision, Brent, it's not just chili cheese dog or no chili cheese dog.

  Brent LeRoy : That's no decision, chili cheese dog!

  Hank Yarbo : Think about it, Wanda. If Brent sells, you'll have to wear one of them Pump N' Go uniforms.

  [Wanda imagines herself in the uniform, which is very unflattering] 

  Wanda Dollard : Brent, you can't sell the gas station! It's a job that I love! By the way, I can't work tomorrow.

• Lacey Burrows : You know, I hate to say it, but I think Hank is on to something.

  Brent LeRoy : Me too. Good job, Hank.

  Wanda Dollard : Yeah. That's the best idea you've ever had.

  Hank Yarbo : Really? You like it?

  Wanda Dollard : No. But it's the best idea you've ever had.