- Chris Skelton: Boss? Bloody hell, you look like something out of the Addam's Family.
- Sam Tyler: Up all night.
- Chris Skelton: Oh aye. What was her name?
- Sam Tyler: Migraine.
- Chris Skelton: German bird?
- [Hunt is questioning a suspect]
- Gene Hunt: Black suits you, Eddows. D'you want an eye in the same colour?
- Andy Eddows: I was at my father's funeral.
- Gene Hunt: Well it could be yours next, pal!
- Harry Woolf: You're a lucky man, Tyler.
- [nodding towards Gene]
- Harry Woolf: You've got the best here.
- Sam Tyler: I weep with happiness every morning, sir.
- CID members: [seeing plods with rubber gloves searching the crime scene]
- [singing]
- CID members: Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face with mild green Fairy Liquid...
- Gene Hunt: Good work, Raymondo. I'm pumping you back up to D.S. Though this time make it stand for "Detective Sergeant" and not "Dog Shit".