- Uncle Ruckus: Go on, save New Orleans. What they got down there worth saving? What? Jazz, jazz music, I hate jazz music. Sound like a long car accident involving some cats.
- Uncle Ruckus: Y'all keep asking for help. I'll help! I'll go down there and help blow up some more levees.
- Cousin Jericho Freeman: [to Uncle Ruckus] You better shut your mouth before I beat your monkey ass up again!