- Arsène Lupin III: If you got some kind of thing about theft, you shouldn't be in the jewelry business.
- [after Maggie shows the $100,000 she's giving the group for spending money]
- Fujiko Mine: That's real nice of you.
- Arsène Lupin III: [looking at Maggie's chest] Yeah, big heart.
- Fujiko Mine: [pulls on Lupin's ear] Hey! Are you and I talking about the same thing?
- Arsène Lupin III: Uh, yeah, sure, the bounty's she's displaying, honest. What kind of boob do you think I am?
- [after reading Fujiko's note that says they're out of money and to meet her at the Plaza Hotel]
- Arsène Lupin III: That's the most expensive hotel in all of New York. That's where all the damn money went, Fujiko.
- [to Jigen]
- Arsène Lupin III: I'm right, aren't I? It's crazy, isn't it? Hey, what's up?
- Daisuke Jigen: Man, I'm not gonna get into this with you. Fujiko's your burden, thank God.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Guy's too cocky for his own damn good... or MY good for that matter! LUPIN!
- Daisuke Jigen: [while preparing to rob Tiffany's] I can't exactly say this is how I envisioned spending my Christmas Eve this year.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Mm, it does seem a bit sacrilegious, Lupin.
- Arsène Lupin III: I know, I know. I'm just glad you guys are here.