- Kirsten Cohen: I couldn't help notice that you wanted to talk to Seth.
- Ryan Atwood: Oh, did I?
- Kirsten Cohen: Well, since he's out of town and he's going to be moving out next semester, you're going to need a new Seth. Don't tell Sandy, but I thought I would audition for the job.
- Ryan Atwood: Oh, yeah, that's very thoughtful.
- Kirsten Cohen: So, how does it work? Do I ask you what's on your mind?
- Ryan Atwood: Eh, usually you talk about yourself, and I solve my problems on my own.
- Ryan Atwood: What are you doing paying your gay friend Roger to pretend he's in love with you?
- Taylor Townsend: Well what if I did, hmm? What if I did rent a homosexual for the evening?
- Ryan Atwood: Taylor?
- Taylor Townsend: Yeah.
- Ryan Atwood: What are you doing tonight?
- Taylor Townsend: Oh, I'm updating my blog. It's a kind of Felicity by way of Anaïs Nin, the erotic memoirs of soulful college girl...
- Ryan Atwood: Taylor, tonight, what are you doing?
- Taylor Townsend: Oh. Blog schmog.
- Ryan Atwood: Is that a yes?
- Taylor Townsend: Yes! It is a yes squared, in all caps, with an exclamation mark and a smiley-faced emoticon.
- Summer Roberts: Just shut up, OK. Before I tie you up with hemp rope, set you on fire and get high off the fumes from your burning flesh.
- Ryan Atwood: Things are weird. And about to get a lot weirder.
- Seth Cohen: That wasn't vague or ominous at all.