- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Stop! You're under arrest, Lupin! You hear me? Just pull over now... Or not! I gotta admit I really love the chase.
- Arsène Lupin III: I sure wish HE'D reconsider his role in this whole enterprise.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Aw, come on, Chief! This kid doesn't even know what Lupin's doing here in LA!
- Bolonco: Come on now. There's no need to be insulting. Need I remind you that it is not I that has bungled every single attempt to capture Lupin the Third?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [to Bolonco] Totally ridiculous! You catch Lupin? You and what army?
- [Zenigata looks to his left and sees Bolonco's police force]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Uh, well, yeah, I just, uh, meant it could be pretty difficult for you without me, and I am here already.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [after Lupin and Jigen escaped] An escape? Well, ready to eat crow?
- Bolonco: Uh, wait just a minute. Uh, remind me. How many times did you say you arrested Lupin the Third?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: 50 at least. No, it was 100!
- Bolonco: That does imply 100 escapes, doesn't it... at least?
- [Bolonco tricks Lupin into taking a football that turns out to be a bomb]
- Arsène Lupin III: [after the bomb explodes] Damn! That's it! That little Bolonco brat has picked the wrong playmate this time!
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: If you keep thinking of him as just a kid, then he's gonna keep on playing with you until he wins!
- [after Lupin finally manages to steal the Eye of Solomon]
- Fujiko Mine: So you promise this one's not gonna blow up in my face, right?
- [thanks to Lupin and Fujiko's squabbling, the group ends up losing the Eye of Solomon]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: I'm reconsidering my membership in this whole enterprise!
- Daisuke Jigen: Can you reconsider mine, too?
- Arsène Lupin III, Daisuke Jigen: [playing a clapping game] Here we go, ready to play! On the 88th day of spring, summer is approaching...
- [They escape out the doors]
- [Lupin swerves through a blockade, but one of Bolonco's men fires a couple of canisters of knockout gas into the car]
- Arsène Lupin III: I always thought I missed my true calling as a stunt in action movies, you know?
- [He turns and sees Jigen coughing]
- Guard: Well that oughta knock 'em out.
- [Bolonco arrives in on his skateboard]
- Bolonco: How'd everything go, Officer?
- Guard: Just like a dream.
- [Bolonco goes over to Lupin and Jigen, who are completely unconscious in the car]
- Arsène Lupin III, Daisuke Jigen: Eighty eight days now in the spring, summer's upon us so everyone sing: Pat a cake, pat a cake, baker's man, bake me a cake as fast as you can!
- [They dive out the truck, which has been split in half by Goemon]
- [Lupin swerves through a blockade, only for Bolonco's men to fire a couple of gas canisters into the card]
- Arsène Lupin III: How did you like my super-ultra smooth driving moves?
- Daisuke Jigen: [coughing] What's with all this smoke?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [in English] I... catch... hundred... Lupin.
- Blonde Officer: Wow, hundreds of them?
- [Zenigata looks back and forth between the female officers, then thinks for a moment]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [in Japanese] Yeah, hundreds! A hundred times! I caught him a hundred times!
- [He thinks for a moment about how best to translate this into English]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [in English] Oh, yes! Hundred times caught!
- Blonde Officer: [in English] So, you mean a hundred times caught and a hundred times escaped!
- [She laughs. Zenigata looks bewildered for a moment, then laughs and blushes]
- Daisuke Jigen: You didn't... I mean, you wouldn't...?
- Arsène Lupin III: Aw man, you too? Look, I friggin' saved the guy!
- Daisuke Jigen: Yeah, good luck convincing Boronco's men of that.
- Daisuke Jigen: Lupin, could you possibly have...?
- Arsène Lupin III: Why would I do something like that? If I hadn't been there, he would have croaked.
- Daisuke Jigen: But the cops think you did it.
- Arsène Lupin III: God damn it!