The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (TV Series)

The Thing That Wouldn't Stop It (1997)

Rob Tinkler: Max

Quotes 

• Sam : Gee, I don't know anyone who could harm helpless kittens.

  Max : Here, let me.

• Hudson : [frantic]  What are ya, crazy man? What kind of sick lunatic would volunteer to do that?

  Max : [excited]  OOH! PICK ME! OOH! ME! OOOOH!

• Sam : Well, here we are in a deadly game of Cat and Mouse with The Thing.

  Max : Tell me, Sam, why the heck are we doing this again?

  Sam : It's simple, really! If this so-called "Thing" should somehow find its way into our world, devouring unsuspecting citizens who have no natural fear of frozen entrées, they would surely cause a nation-wide mistrust of pre-manufactured foods of all kinds, forcing producers of over-cooked man-sized portions to go bankrupt! To safeguard American businesses, Max! THAT'S why the heck we're doing this!

  Max : And because we get to wave THESE around!

  [cocks and fires a flamethrower] 

  Sam : Well, that goes without saying.