[a drunk Phil has been drinking heavily because his marriage to Kathy has broken down. Phil is talking to Grant when he is interrupted by Kathy]
Phil: Oh, look who it is... come here, darling and give me a great big cuddle. Isn't she amazing, eh? She's knocking on a bit. She ain't bad. She's what I used to refer to, in my younger days, as an OBG. That stands for oldie but goodie. I can see why you fancied her, Grant. But she's a bit of a disappointment when she gets her kit off. That is when you see the tell-tale signs. No offence, Kath. But it's as well as he knows in advance.