Lupin the 3rd (TV Series)

Kyôfu no kamereon ningen (1979)

Tony Oliver: Arsène Lupin III

Quotes 

• Daisuke Jigen : [while watching Zenigata chase after insects]  Real shame you had to whittle down that diamond. It's three months of bug-eating for him.

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : I don't know. I think he enjoys feeling like a kid again.

  [Lupin walks by covered in yellow flowers] 

  Daisuke Jigen : Hey, what's with the Woodstock get-up, nature boy?

  Arsène Lupin III : Shh! It's just camouflage. Don't tell her, okay?

  [Lupin hides in the flowers on the ground waiting for Fujiko] 

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : [sighs]  He never stopped being a kid.

• Arsène Lupin III : [after his shrimp is stolen]  Hey! That was my last fried shrimp, Jigen!

  Daisuke Jigen : Me? I'm a steak and potatoes guy.

  Arsène Lupin III : You're looking pretty amused by yourself. Admit it, Goemon, you took my shrimp.

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : And how long have you known me, Lupin? Does that really sound to you like something I'd do?

  Arsène Lupin III : [to Fujiko]  Well, how dare you?

  Fujiko Mine : [at the end of the table]  You're accusing me? How could I have done it without somebody seeing?

• Arsène Lupin III : Thieves. The scourge of all hardworking people.

• [after the diamond is stolen, Lupin calls room service to replace his shrimp] 

  Fujiko Mine : [grabs the phone]  Will you get a grip? This is bigger than shrimp!

  Arsène Lupin III : Take it easy. I still got the real diamond. Whoever made off with the other one just got a fake old piece of crap.

  Fujiko Mine : Where is it?

  Arsène Lupin III : [takes back the phone]  Right in your own hand.

  [opens the handset and pulls out the diamond] 

  Arsène Lupin III : I hid it 'cause at least in my own sad experience, there's always one person who's just out for herself.

  Fujiko Mine : Hmph!

• Arsène Lupin III : [about the diamond]  Now I can't seem to decide if I should let Pops lick this thing or not.

  Fujiko Mine : Can we vote on it?

• [Lupin unmasks one of the chameleon men, which turns out to be a gentle-faced old man] 

  Arsène Lupin III : [compassionately]  Hey, old man. No one's gonna hurt you. Don't worry. I gotta feeling you may be in this against your will.

• Arsène Lupin III : It's alright, it's just a party favor. Happy New Year.

• Arsène Lupin III : [playing cards with Jigen, who is struggling not to fall asleep]  Pathetic. Can't even beat him asleep.