The Fantastic Four (TV Series)

The Mole Man (1978)

Frank Welker: H.E.R.B.I.E.

Quotes 

• Sue Richards : Monster Isle... I always thought it was just a legend.

  Reed Richards : So did I...

  The Thing : Maybe H.E.R.B.I.E.'s puttin' us on. I always thought you had a sense of humor.

  H.E.R.B.I.E. : No Ben, I am not kidding this time.

• The Thing : Monster Isle...

  [scoffs] 

  The Thing : what a name...

  H.E.R.B.I.E. : Well, to a monster, 'Benjamin' might make a funny name.

  The Thing : You know, I think I like you better without a sense of humor.

• The Thing : Aw, you make everything sound dangerous, Stretcho. You're always trying to drum up some kinda nutty adventures for us. If you ask me, this whole thing sounds like a kiddies fairy tale.

  H.E.R.B.I.E. : That does not surprise me, Benjamin, since fairy tales are your favorite reading matter.

  The Thing : Oh yeah? Well, what's wrong with fairy tales, Tinhead? You're just jealous that there ain't no robots in 'em.

  H.E.R.B.I.E. : Robots don't get jealous. Not like certain people I know.

• H.E.R.B.I.E. : My sensors warn me that we have a bigger problem.

  Reed Richards : H.E.R.B.I.E.'s right, look at the walls.

  Sue Richards : They're... they're closing in on us.

  The Thing : Well, that's a heck of a way to treat a guest!