- Colin Mochrie: [in "Secret", the scene being Tarzan]
- [Colin has revealed Ryan's secret]
- Colin Mochrie: A cheetah outfit! What's the meaning of THIS?
- Ryan Stiles: Tarzan think you no love him anymore. Must get back to roots.
- Colin Mochrie: What do you mean?
- Ryan Stiles: Before you come, Tarzan only have animals. Animals think Tarzan forget about him now.
- [defensively]
- Ryan Stiles: I mean as FRIENDS!