The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
The Back-seat Divers or Mashed Landing/Bullwinkle's Water Follies or Antlers Aweigh (1959)
Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Fearless Leader, Ralph, Mr. Peabody, Additional Voices
Quotes
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[Rocky is suspicious of the pilot, really Boris in disguise]
Rocket J. Squirrel : He's just a little too curious to suit me, Bullwinkle.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Curious? He's downright odd!
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Fearless Leader : [on radio] Calling Boris Badenov. This is Central Control. You reading me?
Boris Badenov : Yes, Fearless Leader.
Fearless Leader : Plans are changed. Moose must finish finding formula. Do not, repeat, do not kill moose.
Boris Badenov : Make up your mind!
Fearless Leader : What was that?
Boris Badenov : I said, "Yes, Fearless Leader."
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Narrator : Quickly, Bullwinkle outlined his plan. He would enter the water above the island, swim with current until he reached it, find a healthy bush, and then swim back below the island.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Now are you sure it'll work, Bullwinkle?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Of course it will. I thought of every little thing.
[jumps]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Except one.
Rocket J. Squirrel : What's that?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : I CAN'T SWIM!
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Rocket J. Squirrel : Ah, made it. Were you scared, Bullwinkle?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : [still shaking] Shucks, no. I was a cuke as a coolcumber, Rocky.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Uh, Bullwinkle, I'm over here. That's the bush you're talking to.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Imagine me, not knowing my best friend from a mooseberry bush.
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[Boris, disguised as an inspector, just stole the mooseberry bush]
Narrator : Well, what has happened to our mooseberry bush? And does this mean failure to our friends?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Heck, no! We're the heroes.