- Ephram Winkler: [3 boys discussing what the ad should contain for the woman for Moses] Well, she should be strong enough to handle a plow and have good strong teeth.
- Matt: Ephram, we're sending for a bride, not a horse.
- Eli: You know, as Grumpy as Mr. Gage has been lately, Mr. Murphy as been the opposite, always smiling and joking around. Seems like that comes from being married.