Lupin the 3rd (TV Series)

In Jigen, I Saw the Gentleness of a Man's Soul (1980)

Kiyoshi Kobayashi: Daisuke Jigen

Quotes 

• [a group of men in brown uniforms burst in on Jigen, who is sitting in a hotel room, wearing a nightgown and a nightcap] 

  Daisuke Jigen : [feigning surprise]  Huh? I don't recall getting room service.

  Janaican Police Chief : Has a woman come into this room?

  Daisuke Jigen : What woman? Sorry, man, but I'm a woman-hater.

  Janaican Police Chief : If you're lying, you're in big trouble. Search the place!

  [the men trash the room while Jigen calmly sits and has a drink. Fortunately, they don't notice the smashed window the woman had come through, which Jigen had concealed with a curtain] 

  Janaican Officer : Damn it, she got away!

  [the men leave as Jigen holds the door open for them] 

  Daisuke Jigen : [to the chief]  Thank you for coming. Why don't you have a drink with me?

  [the chief ignores him and leaves. Jigen kicks the door shut in a huff] 

• Guard : The president is taking his afternoon nap at the moment. Until he wakes up, please wait in the waiting room.

  Daisuke Jigen : [disguised as a guard]  OK. By the way...

  [He hits the guard with a tranquilizer dart] 

  Daisuke Jigen : Why don't you take a nap as well?