- Reporter: [narrating] Dateline: right now. Yes, just when you thought it was safe to go back to Chisleton.
- Snay: [Black and White war movie on television] You've flown 40 missions every single night for the last 364 and a half nights.
- The greatest flyer in all Bomber command: I know, Snay, I know. That's probably why they call me the greatest flyer in all Bomber command. But this time Snay, I may not return.
- Snay: I understand.
- The greatest flyer in all Bomber command: In which case I want you to have my entire collection of Eagle comics.
- Snay: Gosh, Binkie!
- The greatest flyer in all Bomber command: And my signed photograph of Dinah Sheridan.
- The Scunner Campbell: If old 'Pinkie' Attenborough can be one of the few, why not the Scunner Campbell?
- P.O.W.: Oh excuse me, old love. Is this by any chance Blighty?
- The Scunner Campbell: What?
- P.O.W.: Began tunneling out of Stalag Luftwaffe over 40 years ago.
- The Scunner Campbell: Good grief!
- P.O.W.: Oh yeah, first we tunneled under Belgium, then we tunneled under France, now we're looking for the White Cliffs of Dover.
- The Scunner Campbell: Yes well, I think you'd better go back to your mummy.
- [pushes him back down the tunnel]