George Lopez (TV Series)

Weekend at Benny's (2004)

Masiela Lusha: Carmen Lopez

Quotes 

• George Lopez : You're going to live here like I did as a kid, so no cell phones.

  Carmen Lopez : Hey!

  George Lopez : No computer games.

  Max Lopez : Hey!

  George Lopez : And if you cry yourself to sleep, save the tears so you have something to drink in the morning.

• Carmen Lopez : What time do we have to go to bed?

  Benny : I don't care, I got three basic rules: don't touch my beer, don't touch my smokes, and don't sneak up on me in my sleep. I keep a gun under my pillow, and I sleep au naturale.