"The Bill Engvall Show" Good People (TV Episode 2007) - Nancy Travis as Susan Pearson

Bill Pearson : [Pulls a pair of sexy panties out of the laundry] How come I've never seen you in these?

Susan Pearson : Because they're your daughter's.

Bill Pearson : Ohhhh!
Lauren Pearson : Oh my God, are we this family now? All about the quarterback?

Susan Pearson : Lauren, can't you be happy about your brother?

Trent Pearson : No, no we can talk about something else, like how Lauren wants to get her bellybutton pierced.
Bill Pearson : OK, that was a really nice presentation Lauren but God gave you all the hols you're gonna ever need.

Susan Pearson : What you're father is trying to say, is no piercings.

Lauren Pearson : You guys are so... old!
Susan Pearson : [holding a picture of Bill when he was around Lauren's age] So were you in some sort a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band?

Bill Pearson : [holding a picture of Susan at around the same age] Easy 'Oh Mickey you're so fine'!
Bill Pearson : [after Lauren tricks them into thinking she got her naval pierced] You kids think you're funny, but you can't take back heart damage!

Lauren Pearson : I didn't not do it because of what you guys said. I though about it and made an informed decision.

Susan Pearson : Big needle get to you?

Lauren Pearson : Not as much as the scary guy holding it.

Nancy Travis: Susan Pearson