Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Is at Your Service (2007)

Traylor Howard: Natalie Teeger

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Quotes 

• Adrian Monk : Natalie... frog! There's a frog!

  Natalie Teeger : Are you afraid of frogs?

  Adrian Monk : I don't know, I've never been this close to one before.

  [the frog hops closer to his foot] 

  Adrian Monk : Yes! Yes! Put it on the list! Natalie, where's the list?

• Natalie Teeger : [while reading outside at her parent's house, a maid comes up to her and hands her a phone]  Hello? Oh, Mr. Monk, thank God.

  Adrian Monk : [in his bedroom, speaking with a butler-esque accent]  I'm going to need you to come and get me now.

  Natalie Teeger : What happened? Where are you?

  Adrian Monk : I'm in my bedroom. I work here now, I'm the butler.

  Natalie Teeger : You're the butler?

  Adrian Monk : Yes, your old boyfriend just hired me. I'm the new manservant.

  Natalie Teeger : I think that's great!

  Adrian Monk : Really, do you think it's "great"?

• Natalie Teeger : Mr. Melville, will you help me with my coat?

  [Monk follows Natalie into another room] 

  Adrian Monk : How did you do that?

  [referring to Natalie feigning her pregnancy] 

  Natalie Teeger : See, Mr. Monk, when two people love each other, they want to express that love.

  Adrian Monk : What?

  Natalie Teeger : It's a pillow.

• Adrian Monk : I can't go in there alone. That would be like me going in some place alone.

  Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, if he sees you, you can talk yourself out of it. But if he sees me, it's be horrible. It'd be like high school all over again! Here, in case you need it.

  [She hands Monk a phone] 

• [Monk and Natalie arrive at the Buchanan estate's driveway] 

  Adrian Monk : Wow.

  Natalie Teeger : I know, wow. 14 bedrooms.

  Adrian Monk : And he wanted to marry you?

  Natalie Teeger : Okay let me just tell you something about Paul Buchanan. He basically stalked me for three years, all during high school. He just kept on asking me out. He wouldn't take "drop dead" for an answer. The week before my senior prom, somebody mugged my boyfriend. They broke his jaw and both of his legs.

  Adrian Monk : 14 bedrooms.

  Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, he beat up my boyfriend, or hired some thug to do it! He thinks he can get away with anything.

  Adrian Monk : Like killing his father?

  Natalie Teeger : I wouldn't put it past him. Okay so the Morgan is in the garage. He hasn't even bothered to fix it.

  Adrian Monk : How do you know?

  Natalie Teeger : My father saw it the last time he was here.