Californication (TV Series)
Pilot (2007)
Madeleine Martin: Becca Moody
Quotes
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Becca : Father?
Hank Moody : Daughter?
Becca : Can I ask you something?
Hank Moody : Anything, my love.
Becca : Why is there a naked lady in your bedroom?
Hank Moody : You wait right there okay?
Becca : There's no hair on her vagina. Do you think she's ok?
Hank Moody : I'll check.
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Becca : So, who won that round?
Hank Moody : Oh, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.
Becca : Looks like a fun game.
Hank Moody : You think I made her laugh?
Becca : Sure. A little. On the inside.
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Becca Moody : Father?
Hank Moody : Daughter?
Becca Moody : Can I ask you something?
Hank Moody : Anything, my dear.
Becca Moody : Why is there a naked lady in your bedroom?
Hank Moody : You wait right there, OK?
Becca Moody : There's no hair on the vagina. Do you think she's OK?
Hank Moody : I'll check.
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Hank Moody : [drove home trouserless] Ladies. Dad's trying out a new look.
[growls and struts like an alpha baboon in underpants]
Hank Moody : What do you think?
Becca : Dad?
Hank Moody : Yes?
Becca : Are you mentally insane?
Hank Moody : [kisses her] Yes. But I'm extremely high-functioning.
Karen Van Der Beek : He's much like a special-needs person that works at McDonald's.
Hank Moody : Exactly. I'm late and I'm sorry and... I'm not wearing any pants, but I would like to invite you two ladies to join me. Take your pants off and come with me to the pants-off restaurant.
Karen Van Der Beek : Sounds tempting. But I've got plans, okay?
Hank Moody : Oh, must be date night.
Karen Van Der Beek : Yeah.