Jason Marsden: Tino Tonitini

Quotes 

• Carver : Those geeks... Those geeks... Those geeks are my friends!

  Tino : Did he just say geeks?

• Tino : Hi, I'm Tino. Okay, so, you know how, like, everyone wants to be one of the cool kids? Well, you might think you want it, but, my friend Carver super wants it. My theory is that a tiny part of your brain does nothing but try to be cool, and in Carver this part has swollen way up and squashed all the other parts like cockroaches, it's like, like, squish! It's like, myow-yow-yow! And there's like this one leg twitching and it's like ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-anyway, point is, Carver has been trying to become one of the cool kids for his whole life, and... you know, sucessory rate: zero. But, maybe, this weekend, you never know, right?

  [Runs off, runs back in frame] 

  Tino : Well, hi, what're you waiting for, come on!

• Carver : [Carver is going to stand next to the cool kids for the class photo]  Oh yeah, I'm going to do it, I'm going to become, C.A.R.P.

  Tino : Did you jusy say... C.A.R.P.?

  Carver : Yeah, it satnds for what I want to be-Cool And Radically Popular.

  Tino : [Tino laughs]  Too bad you don't want to be Cool Rich And Popular.

  Carver : Why?

• Tino : These special glasses allow us to see the world the way Bree and Colbie see it. Pleas note that Carver, Lor, Tish and I have disappeared, but Lor's frozen yogurt is still plainly visible.

• Tino : Um, hey, Carver's trying to become one of the cool kids.

  Tino's Mom : Mmh, uh, yawn, old news.