Phil LaMarr: Carver Descartes

Quotes 

• Carver : Those geeks... Those geeks... Those geeks are my friends!

  Tino : Did he just say geeks?

• Carver : [Carver is going to stand next to the cool kids for the class photo]  Oh yeah, I'm going to do it, I'm going to become, C.A.R.P.

  Tino : Did you jusy say... C.A.R.P.?

  Carver : Yeah, it satnds for what I want to be-Cool And Radically Popular.

  Tino : [Tino laughs]  Too bad you don't want to be Cool Rich And Popular.

  Carver : Why?

• Tish Katsufrakus : You need something to get their attention, something flashy, something with style, something like...

  Carver : Shoes!

  Tish Katsufrakus : Well, I was thinking something more like a big purple wig.

• Carver : Hose me down baby, because I am hot!