Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Fozzie's Last Laugh (1985)

Greg Berg: Fozzie, Scooter

Quotes 

• Fozzie : Here's a funny one, Nanny. What's the difference between an orange?

  Nanny : Go ahead, Fozzie, finish the joke.

  Fozzie : It *is* finished. *That's* the joke.

• Piggy : If you have to tell jokes then tell them to the wall.

  Fozzie : Okay. Hey, wall, why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog. Wokka wokka wokka.

  [gets hit with a tomato] 

• Piggy : It's time for our arithmetic lesson. Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them, what would you have?

  Fozzie : He'd have a tummy ache. Ha ha ha ha. Get it? Wokka wokka wokka.