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The Best Friend I Never Had
Muppet Babies
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[
the kids are trying to conjure up $10.00
]
Skeeter
: How much money do you have, Scooter?
Scooter
: 16 cents.
Kermit
: I got a nickel.
Gonzo
: I've got ten.
Kids
: Dollars?
Gonzo
: Nah, ten fleas. How much is that worth?
Kermit
: Um, not enough, Gonzo.
[
the kids decide to use Scooter's computer to find their perfect friends
]
Scooter
: All right, who's gonna go first?
Gonzo
: I am!
Piggy
: WHAT?
Gonzo
: I mean, I am going to let my sweet little Piggy go first. Hee hee.
Piggy
: Thank you, Gonzo.
Fozzie
: Hey, Rowlf, I bet you can't lift a dumbbell.
Rowlf
: Sure I can. Watch.
[
Rowlf tries to lift Fozzie
]
Fozzie
: Hey, what are you doing?
Rowlf
: Lifting a dumbbell, silly.
Fozzie
: Oh, I knew...
[
Rowlf falls down, dropping Fozzie
]
Fozzie
: That.
Scooter
: Gosh, maybe you and I are perfect friends, Skeeter.
Skeeter
: Of course we are, Scooter. We're twins.
[
Scooter and Skeeter hug each other
]
Fozzie
: Gee, Rowlf, between your music and my jokes, we've got a lot in common.
Rowlf
: Yeah, and fleas, too.
Piggy
: Oh, Kermie. You saved me. How can I ever repay you?
Kermit
: Um, well, uh, I think two bucks for gas oughta cover it.
Piggy
: OOOH! KERMIT!
Kermit
: On second thought, u-uh, let's just call it even, keep the money.
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