Muppet Babies (TV Series)

The Daily Muppet (1986)

Greg Berg: Fozzie, Scooter

Quotes 

• Kermit : Hey, you guys, you know why Nanny's so upset?

  Babies : Uh-uh. Why?

  Kermit : Because she loves to read the newspaper in the morning and her paper is wrecked.

  Rowlf : Kermit's right. She threw away her paper 'cause it got all wet.

  Scooter : Maybe we could get her another paper.

  Piggy : How are we going to do that?

  Fozzie : We could go back in a time machine and hold an umbrella over the newspaper so it doesn't...

  Babies : Fozzie!

  Fozzie : Uh, get wet.

• Piggy : Gosh, Nanny sure wasn't her regular happy self this morning.

  Fozzie : Maybe she had a bad dream about her bedroom being invaded by a squadron of unidentified flying grapefruits.

  Babies : Fozzie!

  Fozzie : Unidentified flying yams?

• Fozzie : Hey, Kermit, how about printing a newspaper joke on the front page?

  Kermit : Huh?

  Fozzie : Like this one: What's black and white and red all over?

  Kermit : Aw, gee, Fozzie, everybody knows that joke.

  Fozzie : They do?

  Kermit : Uh-huh. Newspapers are black and white and read all over.

  Fozzie : Gosh, that's not the joke I was thinking of. I thought what was black and white and red all over was a skunk covered with strawberry jam. Ha ha ha ha ha!

  Skunk : Boooo!

  [the skunk sprays at Fozzie] 

  Fozzie : [holding his nose]  Phew! I'd rather be hit by a tomato any day!

  [a tomato hits Fozzie] 

  Fozzie : Thanks.