- Kermit: Hey, you guys, you know why Nanny's so upset?
- Babies: Uh-uh. Why?
- Kermit: Because she loves to read the newspaper in the morning and her paper is wrecked.
- Rowlf: Kermit's right. She threw away her paper 'cause it got all wet.
- Scooter: Maybe we could get her another paper.
- Piggy: How are we going to do that?
- Fozzie: We could go back in a time machine and hold an umbrella over the newspaper so it doesn't...
- Babies: Fozzie!
- Fozzie: Uh, get wet.
- Fozzie: Hey, Kermit, how about printing a newspaper joke on the front page?
- Kermit: Huh?
- Fozzie: Like this one: What's black and white and red all over?
- Kermit: Aw, gee, Fozzie, everybody knows that joke.
- Fozzie: They do?
- Kermit: Uh-huh. Newspapers are black and white and read all over.
- Fozzie: Gosh, that's not the joke I was thinking of. I thought what was black and white and red all over was a skunk covered with strawberry jam. Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Skunk: Boooo!
- [the skunk sprays at Fozzie]
- Fozzie: [holding his nose] Phew! I'd rather be hit by a tomato any day!
- [a tomato hits Fozzie]
- Fozzie: Thanks.
- Gonzo: Maybe there's a whole civilization of Martians living underwater.
- [sees his reflection]
- Gonzo: Ha! I was right. That's the weirdest-looking Martian I ever saw. Take me to your leader.
- Gonzo's Reflection: I don't have a leader. I'm your reflection, torpedo-nose!
- Gonzo: Hee hee hee! Sometimes I think my imagination has an imagination of its own.