- The Fonz: Yeah, that mush-brain tried to drop me and cool into another century through the time storm.
- Ula: I was right not to trust him.
- Ula: Doctor Solo has turned Mongo against us.
- Ralph Malph: Against us? It was bad enough when he was on our side!
- Ralph Malph: Yikes! It's him again! Do something, Fonzie!
- The Fonz: Yeah, you got any suggestions, Malph? I mean in an arm-wrestling contest, the ape is gonna win hands down.
- Cupcake: Sizzling Sunspots! How are we supposed to keep Mongo interested?
- Ralph Malph: That's easy, Cupcake. Just make a noise like a banana.
- [laughs]
- Ralph Malph: Amazing! Even under pressure the Malph mind is still sharp!
- Ula: Mongo rescued me when I was shipwrecked here in 1857 and he protects me from certain dangers.
- The Fonz: 1857? Come on, you sure don't look like a 100 years old.
- Ula: That's because in the Bermuda Triangle, time stands still.
- The Fonz: Ah, you mean like shifting into neutral, right? I can dig that!