Muppet Babies (TV Series)
It's Only Pretendo (1990)
Russi Taylor: Gonzo
Quotes
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[Piggy loses a life after Gonzo runs off to chase a 500-point bonus banana]
Kermit : Why didn't you help her, Gonzo?
Gonzo : Well, uh, u-uh, 500 points is a lot.
Skeeter : You shouldn't have just let her fall like that.
Gonzo : But she's got two more lives.
All : Huh?
Piggy : One more stunt like that, Gonzo, and you'll wish you did, too.
Gonzo : [runs away] Whoo hoo hoo!
Piggy : [chases Gonzo] Come back here!
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[after the ship in their game explodes, Gonzo and Animal parachute down]
Gonzo : Good thing I knew about these secret parachutes, eh, Animal?
Animal : Where Piggy?
[Piggy is shown to have now lost two lives]
Rowlf : Gee, Gonzo, you did it again.
Kermit : Yeah, Gonzo. How come you didn't tell Piggy about the secret parachutes?
Gonzo : Oh, just one of those little tricks of the trade that separates the pigs from the weirdos.
Piggy : How'd you like me to separate your nose from your face?
Gonzo : Ahh. Remember, Piggy, it's not how you play the game, it's whether I win and you lose that counts.
Piggy : Ha!
[Piggy chases Gonzo]