Muppet Babies (TV Series)
Nice to Have Gnome You (1991)
Russi Taylor: Gonzo
Quotes
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Gonzo : So uh, what's this about your book?
Piggy : Well, I got it from the library last week, but now...
Gonzo : Ah! It could be, in there!
[points to the Labyrinth]
Piggy : What is that?
Gonzo : Public Labyrinth.
Piggy : Public what?
Gonzo : Labyrinth, kind of like a maze. Goblins take books there!
Piggy : They do?
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Piggy : [Nanny's asleep watching a cooking show] Nanny, what would the library do if someone actually lost their book?
TV chef : Well first we chop off their little heads!
Piggy : Really?
TV chef : Then we plump them into boiling water until the skin comes off and they get all soft and mussy.
Gonzo : Boy, these library people are serious!
Piggy : Come on, let's get out of here!
[run out of the room]
TV chef : And in 20 minutes, you have a delicious bellaruff modernuff turnip souffle. Bon appetite!