Muppet Babies (TV Series)
Transcontinental Whoo-Whoo (1991)
Katie Leigh: Rowlf
Quotes
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[the kids hear strange noises coming from the hallway]
Gonzo : Maybe it's a two-headed watermelon monster.
Rowlf : With tentacles.
Scooter : Installing a satellite dish.
[Bean pictures a giant spider]
Bean Bunny : Gosh, really?
Fozzie : Uh-uh. It's Uncle Statler, Uncle Waldorf, and Nanny making "Whoo whoo, chug chug, ding ding" noises.
Piggy : That's the silliest thing I...
[Statler and Waldorf enter, wearing train conductor hats, and trip down the stairs, dropping their boxes]
Piggy : Ever heard.
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Kermit : [while tunneling through the mountain] Whew! Going through this mountain... is even harder than going over it.
[lifts a load of dirt]
Kermit : Here, Rowlf.
Rowlf : [takes the load from Kermit] Ugh, that's for sure. Here, Piggy.
Piggy : [takes the load from Rowlf] Ugh, whew! I'll say. Here, Fozzie.
[Fozzie doesn't take the dirt and Piggy falls over]
Piggy : Ooooh!
Fozzie : You didn't say "Simon says."
[laughs]
Piggy : Can you believe this?
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Rowlf : Howdy, partner.
Bean Bunny : Howdy-do to you, bud.
[pulls out a barrel]
Bean Bunny : Here's that barrel of peanut butter you ordered.
[an angry Piggy comes out of the tunnel]
Piggy : Oooh!
Bean Bunny : Gosh, what happened to her?
[Fozzie appears]
Fozzie : Simon says "Hi". Ha ha ha ha ha!
Rowlf : That answer your question?
Bean Bunny : Uh-huh. Well, gotta get going. Got a tub of jelly to deliver to Uncle Waldorf. Say, uh, you wouldn't know how to get to St. Louis, would you?
Statler : Sure would. That-a-way, about 2,000 miles.
Bean Bunny : Two thousand...? Uh, heh heh. Lucky me. See you around Christmas, I guess.