Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Transcontinental Whoo-Whoo (1991)

Laurie O'Brien: Piggy

Quotes 

• [the kids hear strange noises coming from the hallway] 

  Gonzo : Maybe it's a two-headed watermelon monster.

  Rowlf : With tentacles.

  Scooter : Installing a satellite dish.

  [Bean pictures a giant spider] 

  Bean Bunny : Gosh, really?

  Fozzie : Uh-uh. It's Uncle Statler, Uncle Waldorf, and Nanny making "Whoo whoo, chug chug, ding ding" noises.

  Piggy : That's the silliest thing I...

  [Statler and Waldorf enter, wearing train conductor hats, and trip down the stairs, dropping their boxes] 

  Piggy : Ever heard.

• Statler : Ha ha. Sacramento's a pretty fancy place, eh, kids?

  Fozzie : Yeah. Almost as nice as Nanny's room.

  Piggy : Fozzie, this is Nanny's room.

  Fozzie : Uh-uh. Uncle Statler said this is Sack-of-potato. See?

  [Fozzie and Piggy now see the old western buildings of Sacramento] 

  Piggy : Oh.

  Fozzie : Boy, some people think they know everything.

• [Rowlf and Piggy pull out the trains] 

  Rowlf : Gee, I guess the engine should go first.

  Piggy : And this can be second, whatever it is.

  Rowlf : I think that's the coal car.

  Piggy : [holds up the train]  Really?

  [the coal spills all over Piggy's face, making her cough and choke] 

  Piggy : You don't say.

• Kermit : Which way we going, Uncle Statler?

  Statler : That way, son. East.

  [the kids look to their left and see Nanny's chair] 

  Fozzie : That doesn't look so bad.

  Piggy : [wiping her face]  Yeah. All we have to do is move some of that furniture.

  Statler : Furniture? Look again, girl. Why, those are the High Sierras, toughest mountain range in the world.

  Piggy : Oh, I knew that.

  [the kids now see the High Sierras and are amazed] 

  Fozzie : Boy, Nanny's not going to be happy about this. She really liked that chair.

• Kermit : [while tunneling through the mountain]  Whew! Going through this mountain... is even harder than going over it.

  [lifts a load of dirt] 

  Kermit : Here, Rowlf.

  Rowlf : [takes the load from Kermit]  Ugh, that's for sure. Here, Piggy.

  Piggy : [takes the load from Rowlf]  Ugh, whew! I'll say. Here, Fozzie.

  [Fozzie doesn't take the dirt and Piggy falls over] 

  Piggy : Ooooh!

  Fozzie : You didn't say "Simon says."

  [laughs] 

  Piggy : Can you believe this?

• Rowlf : Howdy, partner.

  Bean Bunny : Howdy-do to you, bud.

  [pulls out a barrel] 

  Bean Bunny : Here's that barrel of peanut butter you ordered.

  [an angry Piggy comes out of the tunnel] 

  Piggy : Oooh!

  Bean Bunny : Gosh, what happened to her?

  [Fozzie appears] 

  Fozzie : Simon says "Hi". Ha ha ha ha ha!

  Rowlf : That answer your question?

  Bean Bunny : Uh-huh. Well, gotta get going. Got a tub of jelly to deliver to Uncle Waldorf. Say, uh, you wouldn't know how to get to St. Louis, would you?

  Statler : Sure would. That-a-way, about 2,000 miles.

  Bean Bunny : Two thousand...? Uh, heh heh. Lucky me. See you around Christmas, I guess.