Muppet Babies (TV Series)
He's a Wonderful Frog (1988)
Katie Leigh: Rowlf
Quotes
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[while Kermit is packing]
Piggy : OKAY, EVERYBODY! Tryouts for the part of father are now open.
Kermit : Sheesh.
[a man appears in Piggy's fantasy]
Piggy : Uh-uh.
[another man appears]
Piggy : Mmm, too tall.
[another man appears]
Piggy : Nope.
[a man with glasses appears]
Piggy : Uh-uh, too short.
[a military man appears]
Piggy : NEXT!
[Rowlf appears in a suit]
Rowlf : Oh, Piggy, the most smartest, prettiest wife ever in the whole world, I'm home!
Piggy : Now this guy a girl could learn to like.
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Piggy : How about a mushy card?
Rowlf : Or a singing telegram?
Piggy : Oh, yes!
[clears her throat and sings]
Piggy : To Kermit the frog.
Rowlf : [sings] From Rowlfy the dog.
Piggy : And Scooter and Skeeter.
Fozzie : [sings] And Piggy the hog!
Piggy : WHAT?
Fozzie : I said "Piggy the hog".
Piggy : Ooooh!
Fozzie : Um, never mind.