Muppet Babies (TV Series)

He's a Wonderful Frog (1988)

Laurie O'Brien: Piggy

Quotes 

• [while Kermit is packing] 

  Piggy : OKAY, EVERYBODY! Tryouts for the part of father are now open.

  Kermit : Sheesh.

  [a man appears in Piggy's fantasy] 

  Piggy : Uh-uh.

  [another man appears] 

  Piggy : Mmm, too tall.

  [another man appears] 

  Piggy : Nope.

  [a man with glasses appears] 

  Piggy : Uh-uh, too short.

  [a military man appears] 

  Piggy : NEXT!

  [Rowlf appears in a suit] 

  Rowlf : Oh, Piggy, the most smartest, prettiest wife ever in the whole world, I'm home!

  Piggy : Now this guy a girl could learn to like.

• Piggy : All right, everybody, you heard what Nanny said. We all have to be brave and strong and... and...

  [watches Kermit pack his things] 

  Piggy : [crawls on her knees]  Oh, Kermit, please, please, please, please don't leave!

  Kids : Piggy!

  Piggy : Huh? Oh, um... uh... uh... please don't... uh... leave... um... uh, this!

  [throws Kermit a pillow] 

  Kermit : What? Oh, gee, uh, thanks, Piggy.

• Piggy : How about a mushy card?

  Rowlf : Or a singing telegram?

  Piggy : Oh, yes!

  [clears her throat and sings] 

  Piggy : To Kermit the frog.

  Rowlf : [sings]  From Rowlfy the dog.

  Piggy : And Scooter and Skeeter.

  Fozzie : [sings]  And Piggy the hog!

  Piggy : WHAT?

  Fozzie : I said "Piggy the hog".

  Piggy : Ooooh!

  Fozzie : Um, never mind.