Green Acres (TV Series)

Lisa's Jam Session (1967)

Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas

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Quotes 

• Doris Ziffel : Oh, I know: men. First they marry you. Then they want you to make beds, make supper, make bisquits, make jam! They don't want wives, they want makin' machines. Boy, it's tough being a woman.

  Lisa Douglas : It sure is. But I don't know how to do anything else.

• Lisa Douglas : All I have to do is give you my name, rank and stereo number.

• Lisa Douglas : [apologetic]  I ran out of hotscakes flowers and I can't make you hotscakes for breakfast.

  Oliver Douglas : [brightens up]  You can't make hotcakes?

  Lisa Douglas : Shall I get the whip?

  Oliver Douglas : No, no, no, just let me sit here and let it sing in. No hotcakes...

  [he starts to whistle] 

  Lisa Douglas : You're not very upset?

  Oliver Douglas : Well, I'm just covering up for what's inside: relief.