Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi (TV Series)

Soap Box Derby/Talent Suckers Return/Prisoners of Yoyovia (2005)

Rob Paulsen: Axel, Darrell, Opera Boy

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Quotes 

• Vladimir : Twenty-five seconds. Our longest show ever!

  Nicolai : We're on our way!

  Vladimir : [the Talent Suckers go to the ticket center]  Well, Mr. Darrell, we have come for our paycheck.

  Darrell : Paycheck? Ha! You guys were terrible. No, the way I figure, you owe me money.

  [He uses his cash register] 

  Darrell : Six hundred dollars.

  Vladimir : Would you take three zlotys and an onion?

  Darrell : No money, huh? Well, I suppose I could let you guys work it off.

  [the Talent Suckers were in shock] 

  Nicolai : But, I hate working!

  Vladimir : [Vlad slaps Nikolai's face]  Shut up, Nikolai!

  Nicolai : [He changes his mind]  I could work.

  Vladimir : We'll take your work, Mr. Darrell. We'll see you... in the morning.

  [the Talent Suckers put their arms in front of their faces and deployed smoke without moving. They moved seconds after the smoke faded away] 

• Darrell : Now, tonight's the opera. I need you to clean up the whole place by the time the curtain rises. Now, get to work! Showtime's in ten minutes!

  Vladimir : Okay, guys. Let's make this place shine!

• Darrell : Because of you, I had to give everybody their money back! So, tonight, you're working the popcorn stand where you can't do any harm! Don't mess this one up, Suckers! Now, get to work!

• Vladimir : [the Talent Suckers put Spiffy Pop popcorn in the machine and nothing happens]  What's wrong with it?

  [Mitch adds in more popcorn] 

  Nicolai : Oh, no. It's not working! Why, why, why!

  [He gets slapped by Vlad] 

  Vladimir : Calm down, Nik. I'm sure it's something simple.

  [Mitch brings up a truck filled with un-popped popcorn and dumps it; Vlad finds the plug] 

  Vladimir : A-ha! I found the problem!

  Nicolai : We just forgot to plug it in. Vlad, you're a genius!

  Vladimir : I know.

  [He plugs the machine in, causing all of the popcorn to pop and nearly destroy Darrell Dome] 

  Darrell : My arena. My beautiful arena!

• Darrell : This is your last... chance. Now, listen to me. All you have to do is give this baton to the symphony conductor as he walks on to the stage. Got it?

  Vladimir : You can count on us!

  Nicolai : Vlad, I can't find Mitch! He's missing!

  Vladimir : Oh, no. We can't let him mess this one up! Find him before he ruins everything!

  [Mitch gets stuck in a tuba] 

  Vladimir : Mitch?

  Nicolai : Oh, no. Mitch is stuck! We'll never get him! Why-

  [He gets hit by the baton] 

  Vladimir : Stop blubbering, you stupid fool and help me...

  [the crowd cheers from Vlad's movement of the baton. He continues conducting. Mitch gets released from the tuba and destroys the arena, with the crowd escaping] 

  Vladimir : Maybe you should have taken the zlotys and the onion.

  Darrell : I'm... ruined.

  Nicolai : Vlad, I feel bad for him. We should do something.

  Vladimir : Ahem. Mr. Darrell, it's lucky for you that there is still something we're really good at.

  [the Talent Suckers perform a short and terrible benefit show] 

  Vladimir : Look, our music has moved the crowd to tears!