American Dad! (TV Series)

A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial (2007)

Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith

Quotes 

• Hayley Smith : What's wrong with you? You look horrible.

  Klaus : I've had this flu for like two weeks. I started to feel better on Tuesday, but then I pushed it and now I have this darker mucus and...

  Hayley Smith : I was talking to Steve.

  Klaus : Are you sure you don't want to be a nurse, Hayley? You're so caring!

• Steve Smith : I lost Roger, Hayley. I was wrapped up in my science project and I yelled at him, and I drove him into the arms of a kid who beats him!

  Hayley Smith : Oh. I just thought you got like a boner in gym class or something.

  Steve Smith : I don't know what to do. Why does he stay, Hayley? Why does he stay?

  Hayley Smith : Clearly, he's getting something from this kid he wasn't getting from you. When you have that kind of co-dependency, it can be hard to break free from an abusive relationship.

  Jeff Fischer : [as he peaks out of the pantry]  Can I come out of the pantry now, babe?

  Hayley Smith : I said I'll get you when I'm ready!

  [throws something at the pantry; Jeff goes back inside]