- Dee Dee: I'm Dee Dee, Dexter's older sister who two years ago crashed up in the volcano mountain race and was never heard from again except I was heard from again it's just that my dad likes to exaggerate and he got mad because I broke his car and he wouldn't let me race again except I had to race again it was in my blood so sometimes I stow away in my brother's trunk so I can be close to the action and sometimes I secretly race under the disguise of Racer D but I shouldn't have told you that... I've got a monkey!
- Major Glory: Now, Dexter, prepare to meet someone more powerful than I.
- Dexter: Who is that?
- Major Glory: My attorney.