17 Again (2009)
Michelle Trachtenberg: Maggie
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Quotes
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Mike O' Donnell : I had the craziest dream. I was 17. I was back in high school. It was terrible. Mmmm. Scar.
Maggie O'Donnell : Scar? I don't see a scar. Look i know why you didn't want me to be with Stan. It's because you wanted me.
[Mike bolts straight up and falls to the floor]
Maggie O'Donnell : .
Maggie O'Donnell : Oh! You wanna play games? I can play games.
Mike O' Donnell : Nononononono...
Maggie O'Donnell : I'm a hungry lioness, and your a baby gizell
Mike O' Donnell : [Mike gets chased around the room by Maggie] MaggieMaggieMaggieMaggie... nononononononono...
Mike O' Donnell : If you only knew how inappropriate and disfunctional this is. Stop it okay.
Mike O' Donnell : Maggie, I'm not the person. I'm not the person that you think I am.
Maggie O'Donnell : You're right. You're not. You're good. You're not like the others.
Mike O' Donnell : [Starting to hyperventilate] Not like the others. I'm very, very different. So different in fact that you and I could never, never ever ever be together. Stop Maggie.
Maggie O'Donnell : Oh! Oh my god. What? What are you saying? Are you confused?
Mike O' Donnell : I'm very confused. Yes, I'm extremely confused.
Maggie O'Donnell : Oh my god, I... I... I get it now. Your hair is always perfectly quaffed and you have highlighs.
Mike O' Donnell : What are you talking about?
Maggie O'Donnell : I mean, dude your jeans are *really* tight.
Mike O' Donnell : I'm not *gay*. I'm in love, Maggie. I'm... I'm in love. I've been in love with the same girl since i was 17, Maggie.
Maggie O'Donnell : Does she go to our school?
Mike O' Donnell : ...No...
Mike O' Donnell : Do I know her?
Mike O' Donnell : ...No...
Maggie O'Donnell : Tell me her name
Mike O' Donnell : No, Maggie, No.
Maggie O'Donnell : Okay, but you tell your girlfriend to keep a close eye on you.
Mike O' Donnell : Sweet baby Jesus.
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Maggie O'Donnell : You're different then the other guys!
Mike O' Donnell : [hyperventilating] Yes, yes, very very different! So different that we could never ever ever be togother!
Maggie O'Donnell : [sits down] Oh, are you confused?
Mike O' Donnell : Well... yes I am very confused right now!
Maggie O'Donnell : Oh, I get it. I should have known I mean your hair is always so sculpted and dude, your pants are really tight!
Mike O' Donnell : ...I'm not gay!
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Maggie O'Donnell : Why are you dating him? He's bullying your brother
Maggie O'Donnell : Who are you, my father?
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Maggie O'Donnell : Oh I get it. You want to play games. Okay, I'll be the hungry lioness and you can be the baby gazelle!
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Maggie O'Donnell : Why is the new guy waving at me?
Samantha : I don't know, but if he were an apple he would be a delicious.