17 Again (2009)
Hunter Parrish: Stan
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Quotes
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Stan : [Mike tries to stand up to Stan's bullying for Alex] Give me my ball back bitch.
Mike O' Donnell : You know Stan I feel sorry for you.
Stan : You don't know me.
Mike O' Donnell : Oh, but I do all too well. You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates the pretty girls, high school is your kingdom. But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way too easy to say Stan preys on the weak simply because he's a dick. No... no... Stan here is much more complex than that. See, according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for one of three reasons...
Mike O' Donnell : [while playing with Stan's basketball] One... underneath all that male bravado, there's an insecure little girl banging on the closet door trying to get out. Two... like a caveman, Stan's brain is underdeveloped. Therefore, Stan is unable to use self-control. And so he acts out aggressively. Three... Stan has a small wiener. Don't hurt yourself, big boy.