Quotes
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[first lines]
Minty Marchmont : Hello. Today, sauces. Sauces are really important. Where wou...
Simon Marchmont : Sauces are really important.
Minty Marchmont : Yes. Where would turkey be without cranberry? Where would pork be without apple? Where would Laurel be without Hardy? Where would you be without me? This med...
Simon Marchmont : Mykonos.
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[last lines]
Simon Marchmont : From now on, if you want to eat in my restaurant, you eat *sauce*! Forget all this.
[picks up the solid food from the plates and throws it away]
Simon Marchmont : This is irrelevant. Get rid of all this *crap*! I've seen the future and it's *sauce*! Happy now?
Minty Marchmont : Next week on 'Posh Nosh', beached whale mousse.
Simon Marchmont : Wake up and smell the sauce!