- [first lines]
- Minty Marchmont: Hello. Today, sauces. Sauces are really important. Where wou...
- Simon Marchmont: Sauces are really important.
- Minty Marchmont: Yes. Where would turkey be without cranberry? Where would pork be without apple? Where would Laurel be without Hardy? Where would you be without me? This med...
- Simon Marchmont: Mykonos.
- [last lines]
- Simon Marchmont: From now on, if you want to eat in my restaurant, you eat *sauce*! Forget all this.
- [picks up the solid food from the plates and throws it away]
- Simon Marchmont: This is irrelevant. Get rid of all this *crap*! I've seen the future and it's *sauce*! Happy now?
- Minty Marchmont: Next week on 'Posh Nosh', beached whale mousse.
- Simon Marchmont: Wake up and smell the sauce!
- Minty Marchmont: [post credits]
- [voiceover]
- Minty Marchmont: From the Posh Nosh range: batch cooked walnuts in a chilled warm brie paste.