RSO: Registered Sex Offender (2008)

Gabriel McIver: RSO

Quotes 

• Tina : He tried to talk me into anal sex by saying that I'd cum so hard that I'll pass out.

  RSO : You... you would dude if you'd just give it a chance. I did. Listen, if you were me, you know, put... put it... put it in there, I'll let *you* take any vegetable of your choice and put it in there. And I can get whatever you've got, we're talking eggplant, broccoli, fucking ginger...

  Tina : [interrupts]  Come on!

  RSO : *Ginger*, that would be exotic.

• Angry Counselee : You know it's one of the situations, you bring your ass and your mind follows.

  RSO : [Repeats]  Bring your ass and your mind follows. Could you perhaps say something that doesn't sound like it's on a bumper sticker.