- [Stella and Don arrive at a key party to question people]
- Rene Vanderfeld: Don't be shy. Everybody's a bit nervous their first time out.
- Detective Stella Bonasera: Actually we're not here to participate.
- Rene Vanderfeld: [looking suggestively at Stella] That's our loss.
- Detective Don Flack: We're NYPD.
- Rene Vanderfeld: I'm so sorry! That's right, you called earlier. I was expecting big burly men with guns.
- Detective Don Flack: Well if you focused your attention in my direction, you might see one.
- Yuri Sokov: I'm an American citizen.
- Detective Danny Messer: With a rap sheet as long as the Constitution.
- Detective Stella Bonasera: I thought lock and key parties went out in the seventies.
- Detective Don Flack: Apparently they've had resurgence. Who knew?