. . . Highway Mayhem. As America's wisest sailor sings at the closing for THE BATHING BEASTS, "i'd rather be alive than with a woman learning to drive, says Popeye the Sailor Man." Though America's Title IX, or Ninth Amendment, forbids the Center for Disease Control from collecting accurate data on how many guys are slaughtered annually due to those of the female persuasion permitted to be on the road, anecdotal evidence suggests that it amounts to many droves. Cars and girls go together like tars and curls: It's not a pretty picture. Everyone has heard about car guys like Jay, but who can remember a gal being burned while working on her Stanley Steamer?
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