Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Just Us Justice Ducks: Part 2 (1991)

Jim Cummings: Darkwing Duck, Drake Mallard, Negaduck

Quotes 

• [while the Justice Ducks are fighting the Fearsome Five, Stegmutt grabs Bushroot by the neck, then stops] 

  Stegmutt : Gee, I've never fought a supervillain before. What do I do?

  Darkwing Duck : It's easy, Stegmutt!

  [repeating Bushroot's earlier advice] 

  Darkwing Duck : Let's pretend Mr. Bushroot is on fire!

  Dr. Reginald Bushroot : Uh-oh.

  [Stegmutt slams him repeatedly to the ground] 

  Stegmutt : [singing]  Put out the bushroot, put out the bushroot...

• [the intercom buzzes] 

  Darkwing Duck : [old lady voice]  Flowers for Negaduck!

  Negaduck : I hate flowers.

  Darkwing Duck : Did I say "flowers"? I meant, uh, I meant, uh... skulls! Skulls for Negaduck!

  Negaduck : [licks his lips]  I'll be right there!

• Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Dad, you're ok!

  Darkwing Duck : No, I'm dirt. I'm worse than dirt. I'm lower than low. I am not the terror that flaps in the night. I am the self-centered boob who hands over the city at the drop of a dime. I'm a gipnoid, a slug, a spud mothering jackanape.

  [sobs] 

  Launchpad McQuack : Aw, come on. You're not a slug.

• [closing lines] 

  Darkwing Duck : A job well done, Justice Ducks.

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [hugging Darkwing]  Oh!

  Neptunia : I'm not a duck.

  Stegmutt : I used to been.

  Gizmoduck : Say you old curmudgeon, I thought you didn't want to be a team.

  Darkwing Duck : [nervously]  Well, I never said that... out loud.

  Morgana MacCawber : Oh, Dark!

  [She pulls Darkwing forward and kisses him] 

  Gizmoduck : Ooh, down, wingy!

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [laughs with the others]  Now you can go on your date.

  Gizmoduck : That's it! We'll all go on your date.

  Darkwing Duck : No, no, no, no.

  [shoves Gizmoduck aside] 

  Darkwing Duck : Get away. I can handle this myself.

  [iris out as he and Morgana walk away] 

  Gizmoduck : [off-screen]  But what about the team?

  Darkwing Duck : [walking back onto the black screen]  Not now!

  Stegmutt : [poking his head out]  Oh, Mr. Darkwing, here's your change.

  [Stegmutt drops the coin into Darkwing's hand] 

  Darkwing Duck : Uh... nah! You keep it, Steggers.

  [tosses the coin back] 

  Stegmutt : Ooh, boy!

  Darkwing Duck : Shall we, Morg?

  Morgana MacCawber : Yes, let's, Dark.

  [the two walk away from the screen]