- Thug: Never let an embezzler keep score.
- [Derek and Darkwing infiltrate Sharp's hotel dressed as bellboys]
- Derek Blunt: We must blend in completely.
- Darkwing Duck: Hey, I can blend in as well as the next guy!
- [Launchpad follows, wearing a hula outfit with a fruit bundle headress]
- Derek Blunt: Perhaps, given who the next guy is.
- [Phineas finishes counting the money from Hammerhead's payment]
- Phineas Sharp: Ah, good. Everything seems to be in order.
- [Phineas hands the money to Horatio, who walks away. Darkwing and Blunt secretly grab him]
- Phineas Sharp: [handing Hammerhead a sheet of paper] Congratulations!
- [Phineas then notices Darkwing and Blunt standing in the doorway with the money and the list!]
- Phineas Sharp: [shocked] But if they have the list, what does-?
- [Hammerhead suddenly grabs him]
- Hammerhead Hannigan: [reading the sheet he's been given] Bread? Milk? Marshmallows?
- [getting mad]
- Hammerhead Hannigan: Don't sound like no list of S.H.U.S.H. agents. Sounds like a fake!
- [Darkwing and Blunt inspect the former's map]
- Derek Blunt: The sand came from here, in the Salad Sea.
- Darkwing Duck: There must be a thousand islands there. It would take years to search them all.
- Derek Blunt: [circling an island] That is where Phineas Sharp is hiding. That is where he sent this note from. That is where we must go!
- Darkwing Duck: [dumbfounded] You drew on my map.
- Derek Blunt: It is the only island which does not grow the grubstickulous tree, which was instrumental in Sharp's first and only capture. Now then, we will need some sort of air transportation.
- Darkwing Duck: [to himself] He drew on my map.
- Derek Blunt: Alright, J. Gander! What's this nonsense about getting me a partner?
- Darkwing Duck: [extending his arm in excitement] How do you-
- [Blunt walks past him]
- Darkwing Duck: do?
- Derek Blunt: [as Darkwing's arm droops] And a costumed buffoon at that! You know I like things simple. I work alone!
- J. Gander Hooter: But, Derek, this buffoon is-
- [recomposes himself]
- J. Gander Hooter: Derek Blunt, meet, uh, Darkwing Duck!
- Darkwing Duck: An honor to meet you!
- Derek Blunt: [unenthusiastically] Yes, I'm sure.